Dear Old Man Winter,
I feel that I have put in a fair amount of effort in making this work. I've developed extra muscles from constantly wearing those heavy rubber boots. I have shoveled the walk to avoid marring my suede boots with snow and salt residue, and have treated them with chemicals twice. Enough is enough. This isn't working for me and I need variety as well as the option to wear heels from time to time. I think we need to see other shoes. I hope we can still be friends.
Much Love, Jen