Real Psychic Adventures including death and yes, even SPIDERS!!

There are thrills in psychic readings that fakes will never get. There are readings from real psychics that no fake would ever have the cajones to say and they'd call any psychic crazy for saying such outlandish things.

That's one of the things that makes my work so addictive.... those readings that are so off the wall you've got to be either a real psychic or crazy or both to share.

One of those times it was just a sweet sounding girl wanting to know more about her boyfriend. Simple enough question. That sweet young voice, no give aways there. So I laid out the cards and what I saw freaked me out. I laid out a second row for clarification before I told her "The first thing I have to tell you is that your boyfriend is not a psycho, nut job, or crazed killer. The second thing I have to tell you is that he's freaking obsessed with death."

She squealed with delight.... causing me to breathe finally because you cannot tell someone something that radical without holding your breath at first. And then she explained that yes, yes, yes, I was right, not crazy at all, but works at a funeral home, watched Dexter, CSI and any other show with dead bodies in it.... this guy was in the death business and when I say in to it, I really mean IN to it.

No fake in the world would ever go that far out on the limb on a subject like that. But when I see it, I'm like "there's no way in hell my cards would tell me something that strange if it wasn't true." Then I have to tell you, because there's no quicker easier way to see if this reading is on track. See something weird as hell, tell them, they squeal with recognition, bingo, continue with confidence, you're absolutely on track. Like that.

Being a real psychic takes my mind places other minds don't go. There are two grass spiders that have made their tunnel webs in my kitchen window, between the inside and outside window.... perfectly safe and perfect for observing. I noticed no matter how friendly I am with Fiddler Dee and Fiddler Dum, they never move a muscle (do spiders have muscles?) whether I talk to them, gently touch the glass, whatever, basically, that's some damn unsociable 8 leggers. So being a nut and a psychic, I get out the cards and say, what's up with these snobbish spiders? And the cards say the most logical thing in the world, "They're seeing you as a threat so they're going into safety mode, "if I'm still enough maybe she won't see me."

"Fiddler Dee" (the neat one)

"Fiddler Dum" (the messy one)

Whoops, there it is, question asked and answered. The end. Yeah. Wouldn't it be nice if my mind worked like that? No, not really so thank God it doesn't. So I shuffled again and asked what do I have to do to make friends with these spiders, cause I've never made friends with a spider before and I'm not sure I can, so of course, I have to know now. They say I have to scare the hell out of the spiders to the point of making them mad at me. I didn't ask to see how that was supposed to work but, whatever, sometime this week, I'm crawling into the kitchen, sneaking up to the sink and then jumping up at them suddenly and aggressively. I'll let you know how that goes. What's the worst they can do right? I mean there's that glass between us, and surely they wouldn't plot to get inside the house, go into my bedroom, hang over my bed.... ARRRRRGH! I can see it now.... little tiny spider smirks.... "Tag, you're it!!"

[psychic memories and crazy psychic experiments with spiders © lollie dot com]

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