[This is one of my favorite funny psychic memories]
Nancy was my best friend. She was blonde, big busted, lean, and resembled a young, much prettier version of Barbara Streisand. She was of course, very popular. She had three children under the age of five and she was not a disciplinarian. So her kids were more than a handful. I was reading her cards and saw that she was going to get pregnant in three months.
"NOOooooo!!! I can't be! I mustn't! Lollie, another one? Are you sure??"
"Pretty sure. The symbols are unhealthy, sex, happy.... that's pregnant. But remember, the future isn't set in stone. Take precautions. Don't put out. If you do put out, use protection."
"Oh God. Lollie you know me. I go out with good intentions, have a few drinks and wake up with another really cute bum. I can't take the pill. All I can do is 'try' to be careful."
This was back in the seventies. No one had heard of HIV or AIDS. It was one really long summer of free love. And this was also before I had learned what a weakening word "try" is. Try means as long as you exert effort, it's okay if you fail. Cause hey, you 'tried." Don't ever try. Just sayin. Never.
She takes off to visit friends in another city for a few months... I forget all about the reading.... Then late one night, around two a.m., there was Nancy banging on my door, singing, laughing, hollering for me to get up and let her in. I stumble to the door, open it and Nancy bounces in. As I wiped the sleep out of my eyes she continued to hop around me, clapping her hands, grinning from ear to ear. I said "Nancy, what is going on? What are you so happy about?"
She slows her bouncing and beams at me, "I've got the CLAP!!"
I knew I must have heard her wrong. "What?"
She grabbed my arms and looked me in the eyes and said "Lollie, I've got the CLAP!!
"Oooohkay.... not exactly something I'd expect you to be thrilled about..."
"You don't remember? You told me in three months, unhealthy, sex, happy. I've been scared to death I was going to get knocked up. I thought I might be. I went to the health department and your cards were right, unhealthy, sex, happy, and you were wrong I'm not pregnant. All I've got is the clap. I can get rid of this with two shots and no recriminations. It is unhealthy sex and I am THRILLED!"
And that's how I made a girl happy she had the clap. True story. May God take my dogs if I'm lying.
As far as I can tell, my cards almost never make mistakes. But every once in a while I'll see something as obvious as unhealthy, sex and happy... and misinterpret them. Take notes. Every time you get a reading, take notes.
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She is SO fast! And so accurate, she completely got the situation within SECONDS. I forget how great you are sometimes Lollie, but I will always come back when I want to hear the truth! ~~~~~~~~~~
What more can I write about Lollie that people who have used her services do not already know. I spoke to her just a few minutes ago and as usual she hit the nail right on the head. I am talking about things she has no way of knowing as I did not say anything to her about them prior. This woman is not only a gifted psychic but a funny and empathic woman who can laugh at herself. That is a dynamite combination.
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